So, you don't want the hassel of filling out the giant form to buy a single bottle of sauce. That's fine, we understand. Why go through the pain of all that for one bottle of sauce. Too much work. Too much waiting. Luckily for you, dear friend, you don't have to get your own bottle of sauce through us. You can go to any of these fine locations and get some Michael I's for your own personal use. Hey, if it's a restaurant, odds are they'll be nice and let you try some with your meal. How cool would that be? Considering the level of spiciness of our sauce, it'd be pretty hot... but who's keeping tabs on that anyway?